Oompa has almost certainly seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory more times than you have. He's probably read the book more times too.
The movie is possibly his favorite of all times, but that doesn't change the fact that Grandpa Joe is a ratbag industrial spy bastard. Just as the Lord of the Rings needed Sauron and Saruman, so Willy needs Grandpa Joe.
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Loompa is a cynical sarcastic dick with an irrational hatred of small rodents.