Our current listing
- charlie (August 13, 2005 12:00:11 pm)
- yes grandad but i only get one bar a year
- grampa joe (August 13, 2005 11:59:43 am)
- charlie, wouldnt if be something if you opened a wonka bar and found a golden ticket?
- Emma (August 11, 2005 3:11:38 pm)
- hehe this site made me chuckle, I saw the new movie a few days ago and the grandparents were all a bit odd, but then if you spend 20 years in bed with a pervy old man you're likely to go a bit funny yourself... and when they moved into the factory at the end why did they choose to keep the grotty old house? so they could stay in bed together, thats why. Sick, twisted people. Thank you for pointing all these things out, cool site!
- Grandpa Joe (August 2, 2005 12:28:53 pm)
- You young'uns have too much free time....what's
next? a dissertation on Auntie 'em as a bad "mom",
Keep it up and i'll send Chico to round all youse up.
- Sean (July 29, 2005 9:33:37 pm)
- I've always thought that GJ was lazy and scrounger poncing off the wellfare state. He's greedy, his family is starving and charlie is having to conserve his energy by not moving at lunchtime in school- then out of nowhere he pulls out a secret stash. Thankyou for exposing the real GJ here!
- isolation (July 29, 2005 6:55:50 am)
- Has anyone noticed that if you listen to the Golden Ticket song from the 1971 movie without the accompanying video, Grampa Joe sounds like he's engaged in some sort of twisted man-boy sex with Charlie? The comment about the cane, the unrestrained groaning and grunting? It seems to me that "flying over the moon in ecstacy" is his way of describing finding sexual release in pedophilia...
- I hear zippers (July 26, 2005 10:57:08 pm)
- It's thinking like that has allowed Grandpa Joe to continue his evil ways for so long. Bravo to the webmasters!
- Marcos Heron (July 26, 2005 2:40:01 pm)
- Well, the way you see things you can pull out the bad even in Santa Claus or Jesus Christ. Why don't you try it ? You have a very sharp critical eye but I don't see anything bad in GJ. Maybe he's a bit of a scrooge but that's all. He's no harm to the infant. The site is funny but not to be taken seriously.
- Kitty Kat (July 22, 2005 12:06:31 am)
- i just saw the new willy wonka today, sadly the makers of the movie left alot of the pervertedness out. I think its a crappy re-make, and we should all boy-cott it!
- I"m me (July 18, 2005 2:57:18 am)
- I was always ticked at grandpa Joe when he sang "I've got a golden ticket" because its not even HIS ticket. Its annoying how he can just get out of bed and automatically its HIS ticket. Yeah right old man.
Anyways, your site is good, it just should have a tad bit more humor in it, it states the facts though. thanks.
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