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Jeff P. (January 29, 2005 7:58:44 pm)
Don't let people with no sense of humor get you down. This is an interesting site and if people don't get it, it's their problem. I enjoyed my visit.
Cda Again (January 28, 2005 2:19:29 am)
You know, maybe having a public guestbook was too big a step for you two. You should go with what works: ganging up on a dead guy. There's something that sounds like it'd be such an enlightening experience for people, and be such an outstanding display of your skill at debate. With a corpse. What a "wily" and "cantankerous" sparring partner this guy must make. Wait a minute, we're not talking about the SAME dead guy who is ALSO a fictional character, are we? SUPER MEGA VALIDITY BONUS! How well-equipped he must be, how "vile" his "ill-mannered" tongue. Pick on somebody who can actually reply, you imbeciles. If you're so great at humor, make fun of me.
Cda A. Aah (January 28, 2005 2:08:14 am)
That's it; make it about his sanity. When someone says your site is poorly-made, poorly-argued, or just plain ridiculous--that must make them crazy. Good for you. Your mastery of subtext is overwhelming, retard.
Oompa (January 27, 2005 8:09:39 am)
Including, it would appear, the last allegedly sane person on Earth.
Apparently the last sane person on earth... (January 26, 2005 5:29:49 pm)
Thank God for this blessed website. Why should we spend time focusing on actual misogynistic bastards when there are F*CKING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS which obviously demand our time and analysis?!?!?
This website *IS* genius -it convinced many, many people to focus their attention on a goddamn children's book/movie instead of real life bastards.
Karen (January 24, 2005 4:41:12 pm)
Wow! Everything here is totally true. At first I thought it was a joke, but actually it's quite eye-opening. You do kinda need a life though.
Eyes opened (January 23, 2005 7:40:58 pm)
Thank you for opening my eyes! It is all sooo very true!!!!
Heidi (January 22, 2005 1:02:05 pm)
I can honestly say after reading this informative site, I watched the movie again and my boyfriend and I both agree that Grampa Joe is a sick, greedy, morally wrong man. Thank you for bring this twisted nasty old man into perspective. He corrupted an innocent child. But the young and innocent will persevere! Charlie overcame the pull of evil and returned the Everlasting Gobbstopper to Mr. Wonka. It just goes to show that regardless of how much pressure adults may put on children, their choices in life will always be their own!
Jimay (January 19, 2005 10:33:21 pm)
Never liked Grandpa Joe, I just chalked it up to his selfishness and my gut feelings. Now I see his wider Ratbagedness.
Thanks for the entertainment!!
Anonymous (January 18, 2005 7:32:24 pm)
WTF...I really hope this site is a joke 'cause if it's not...wow you guys who made this site need a life.

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