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Kaz Phillips (January 17, 2005 6:21:50 pm)
Your website was rather insightful and nothing short of introspective genius! You really searched the tale and brought out the subliminal truth behind Grandpa Joe! How can I ever trust him again?
Lord Harmon (January 17, 2005 11:50:01 am)
Even though Gramp Joe is rat-bag industrial spy bastard, you owe it to yourself to acknowledge the good aspects of this complex character's personality if you ever want to properly heal and move to a more peaceful existence:
1. Looks good in a hat
2. Willing to try anything once (fizzy lifting drink)
3. Good dancer
4. Dedicated facial hair
P.S. Be one with your pain and move into the light!
ICEMAN51866 (January 16, 2005 12:50:47 pm)
I haven't seen the movie in years, but now I will have to watch it again, with a closer eye on Grampa Joe! This site really makes one think. I wonder what other villains have been slipping by me unnoticed.
david (January 14, 2005 3:02:46 pm)
You've nailed him. He is a lazy bastard. He's been sitting in bed for 20 years like a p.o.s. while the family lives in a one room shack and eats bread and soup everyday. He needs to get a damn job.
VelvetHellvis (January 13, 2005 12:52:15 pm)
Genius. I've been saying similar things for years.
Anonymous (January 12, 2005 4:06:49 pm)
My friends and I saw Grandpa Joe at a Cubs game...he was acutally quite polite
I Knew It!! (January 12, 2005 2:25:20 pm)
My husband and I have been saying this about Grandpa Joe for years! We particularly noted how once Charlie won the Golden Ticket it all of the sudden became Grandpa's Golden Ticket..."Cause I've Got A Golden Ticket!" Great site...keep up the investigation!
Garbo del Refuse (January 12, 2005 11:14:49 am)
You're drowning in a sea of retarded sexuality.
anonymous (January 12, 2005 6:50:04 am)
You guys are dumbasses. Half that stuff you've just repeated from one topic to the next. And it doesn't even belong under the topics??!!! After they drink the fizzy lifting juice and they are floating, GJ says "we're high now" and you say that makes him a pervert? I'd say if anyone is a pervert it's you guys and that fact that you have so much free time that you would make something like this. Get a fucking life losers.
daniel (December 31, 2004 12:01:09 am)
oh man, grandpa joe that old prick, we should stalk em

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