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- Cda A. Aah (November 6, 2004 2:53:03 am)
- BeeftheTroll's short, plain-text essay was a hojillion times better than everything else. Just thought I'd add that, you miserable imbeciles.
- Cda A. Aah (November 6, 2004 2:08:08 am)
- I have to admit, your site has absolutely enraged me. What I find offensive, though, is not your deconstruction of a well-loved children's book & movie character, but rather how utterly unentertaining your whiny, mediocre drek is to read. In terms of boring the living crap out of me, this site was on par with the last 20 years of "The Family Circus."
AUTHORS: "But, our humor is cross-generationally palatable!"
CDA: "Yes, I think I covered that by comparing it to 'The Family Circus.'"
AUTHORS: "Maybe it was too high-brow for the likes of you."
CDA: "That's the first truly funny thing you've said. Consider this: the next time you're going to obsess over a minor pop-culture icon--particularly in an over-produced, quasi-scholarly manner--instead, try stripping naked, painting yourselves Navy Blue, and pissing on an electrical transformer; that way, even though I won't be able to laugh WITH you, you'll still provide me with humorous autopsy photos."
or
AUTHORS: "Actually, we're serious about everything we've said."
CDA: "May God have mercy on your souls, you ridiculous asshats."
- Pooyah (November 5, 2004 1:53:21 pm)
- I LOVE YOU SITE LOL
- Oompa (November 5, 2004 8:41:13 am)
- No, Grampa Joe is a misogynist because he only calls women brats. Is Mike Teavee a brat? You bet. Is Augustus spoiled? Yes. Does Grampa Joe feel the need to call them on it? Nope. Only the women/girls.
- LEH (November 5, 2004 8:00:48 am)
- Granpa George is a misogynist because he calls a brat a brat?
Geeze, people, get a GRIP! It's a MOVIE!
- Augustus (November 4, 2004 2:54:24 pm)
- You sure you don't mean George W. Bush?
- Veruca (November 2, 2004 5:33:23 am)
- I saw the movie again recently and both Grandpa Joe and Willy Wonka are sadistic bastards. There's that bit where they are going through the tunnel in boats and the walls of the tunnel are showing really disturbing pictures including dead and bloody animals. The kids are scared but Willy just has an evil sadistic grin on his face, laughing at their terror. You should do a page on Willy.
- BugbearSloth (November 1, 2004 10:25:33 pm)
- Awesome site. Truly awesome.
- Mike (November 1, 2004 5:12:33 pm)
- Yeah, and what's with the bastard using Charlie's paper route money to buy tobacco?
He even pretends that he can't accept the tobacco to save face, but then he takes it anyway. What a prick!
- david lopan (November 1, 2004 3:21:26 pm)
- His apathy towards the plight of the disappearing children is disturbing, as is Wonka's. Wonka practically admits that Augustus will be killed by his machine. That's a wrongful death lawsuit brother. Charlie may have "won" the factory, but it's going to Augustus's next of kin (or in this case his parents and siblings). As for Grandpa, when that fuck jumps out of that bed, I want to bunch him in the fucking throat. The best part is when he bitches out Wonka at the end. Selfish fuck. The guy signed a waiver to get into the building, allowed his grandson to be put in numerous dangerous situations, and then has the balls to be upset at Wonka. I read a Roald Dahl novel, Switch Bitch about a philanderer. Its no coincidence Grandpa joe is buggering all those old farts in that bed. I need to scan those vid caps closely for sex toys, etc. Anyone notice some Jergen's lotion on the night stand?
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